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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
that may or may not have been my penis.
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