what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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