I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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