i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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