with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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