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  Pussy?

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  how

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  Wat do u mean how?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  No period for spring break; use this wisely.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"

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  you motherfucker

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.

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  Keeping it classy as usual I see

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?

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  Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way

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• (925): View more from California

  Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.

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  Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.

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