Wat do u mean how?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.