My girlfriend figured out who you are.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out