Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I look better un-naked...

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(630): View more from Illinois

I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.

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(352): View more from Florida

My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?

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(519): View more from Ontario

My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!

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(818): View more from California

Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"

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(801): View more from Utah

He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.

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