My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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