He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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