I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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