so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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