when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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