I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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