matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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