In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I supernannyed him into submission
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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