Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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