its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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