we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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