Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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