I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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