He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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