Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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