But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Quick, to the slutcave!
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We talked him into tasing himself.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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