Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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