Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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