She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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