Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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