I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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