i think my tv is drunk
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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