Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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