I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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