just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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