He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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