just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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