We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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