good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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