1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
