so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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