can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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