Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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