Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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