we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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