So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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