Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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