We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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