Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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