Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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