the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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