What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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