Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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