I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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