Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work

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(512): View more from Texas

a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart

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(651): View more from Minnesota

drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.

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(530): View more from California

I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I was the one passing out cake at the bars

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(720): View more from Colorado

You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"

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(619): View more from California

Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats

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(785): View more from Kansas

HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night

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and flaming arrows and vodka

(785): View more from Kansas

how did we not set your garage on fire

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