You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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