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(314): View more from Missouri

I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.

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(+44): View more from England

So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?

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(925): View more from California

370HSSV 0773H read that upside down

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what are you doing with your life

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(585): View more from New York

He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."

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(313): View more from Michigan

Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

we should probably just go check in at the police station right now

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(201): View more from New Jersey

After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?

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I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night

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