Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
